Dear Fairy Cosmetic Surgeon
Dear Fairy Cosmetic Surgeon,
Apparently my Fairy Godmother is on vacation so I’m hoping you can help me out.
As I was stopped at a red light yesterday, I decided to take a quick glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was horrified! Looking back at me were wrinkles, baggy eyes, saggy cheeks, and what looked to be the start of a double chin. And we’re only talking about my face. I can’t even begin to describe everything on my body that is falling apart!
I am not a vain person (not always, at least) but enough is enough! I need a new face and body. So could you please get working on this before I totally lose it!
And by the way, before you try and pawn me off on someone else, you should know that I already put in a request with Santa Clause who says he can’t deliver until Dec. 25th - no exceptions, not even for me - and that just won’t work. Just thought you should know.
Thank you in advance for your time and consideration. I know you will get to work on this soon.
Regards,
Mami Jennifer
P.S. - I know where you live! 
Do I have a Fairy Cosmetic Surgeon too?
I have wrinkles under my eyes now! Where did these come from?
Girl! do you have her direct email and fax? I want to put my request too, I don’t know where my behind went and my front will soon disappear! hahahaha
this is too cute. but i hear ya, whenever i look in the mirror, it’s not exactly what i imagine i look like.
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Hahaha, once you get your request filled can you put in a good word for me too? HOOK A SISTAH UP. lol!
btw…love the new look of your blog
You are so funny! And seriously I have SEEN you in person and you are BEAUTIFUL chica!