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Dear Fairy Cosmetic Surgeon

Submitted by on 09/17/2009 – 8:49 am8 Comments

fairy godmother

Dear Fairy Cosmetic Surgeon,

Apparently my Fairy Godmother is on vacation so I’m hoping you can help me out.

As I was stopped at a red light yesterday, I decided to take a quick glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was horrified! Looking back at me were wrinkles, baggy eyes, saggy cheeks, and what looked to be the start of a double chin. And we’re only talking about my face. I can’t even begin to describe everything on my body that is falling apart!

I am not a vain person (not always, at least) but enough is enough! I need a new face and body. So could you please get working on this before I totally lose it!

And by the way, before you try and pawn me off on someone else, you should know that I already put in a request with Santa Clause who says he can’t deliver until Dec. 25th - no exceptions, not even for me - and that just won’t work. Just thought you should know.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration. I know you will get to work on this soon.

Regards,

Mami Jennifer

P.S. - I know where you live! :)

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Jennifer Hutcheson is the Owner and Editor of Mami 2 Mommy - a community where all moms can have a voice. She is a Latina mami of 16-month-old boy, Shaun (aka Shaunsito) and wife to another incredible male in her life, Daddy Shaun. Currently a Public Relations/Social Media Consultant and a Freelance Writer her days are often filled with the joys of her crazy mami world and the passion for her work.

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